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Sex Education Videos: For The Discriminating Farmer
Ordinary Animals, Extraordinary Sex is the first
series of sex instruction videos developed especially
for the rural market. These exciting videos explore
in intimate detail the love-making secrets of
AmericoCs heartland, where men are men and sheep
can be pretty dam attractive. Don't be fooled by
lower quality videos that use paid models and
trained stunt animals. All the participants in the
Ordinary Animals, Extraordinary Sex videos are
real, honest-to-goodness farmers exploring intimate,
loving relationships with various animals from their
actual working farms. View the tapes together and
learn how to make sex more enjoyable for both you
and your livestock.
Here are comments from just a few of our many
satisfied customers:
"Moo moo moo. Moooooo."
"Even after eight years in 4-H I knew nothing
about foreplay. Ordinary Animals, Extraordinary
Sex taught me that the soft caress of a lover s woolen
foreshank can be as exciting as lovemaking itself."
Order all three of our videos and receive free two
special bonus videos - The Happy Heifer: Confessions
of a Professional Love Cow and Ned Beatty: Talkin'
Dirty With The Animals. Learn the lovemaking
secrets guaranteed to make you the barnyard stud.
WARNING: This video collection is very explicit and
intended only for adults over the age of 21 and livestock
over the age of 3. Herds may become highly aroused
while watching these videos. Stampeding may occur.
Plain Packaging Protects Your Privacy, Pervert.
- VOL. 1:,FARMER IN THE DELL, AND THE EWE
AND THE NANNY GOAT AND THE HEN (67 MINUTES)
- VOL. 2: ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLACK SHEEP,
YOU'LL NEVER GO BAAAACK (71 MINUTES)
- VOL. 3: OLD MACDONALD HAD A PIG, AND
WE DO MEAN HAD (62 MINUTES)
MAILTO:
PURDUE UNIVERSITY, SCHOOL OF ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
WEST LAFAYETTE, IN 47453
(I CERTIFY THAT I AM OVER 21 AND WOULD POKE A CHICKEN IF GIVEN HALF A CHANCE.)
NAME (PLEASE PRINT)
RURAL ROUTE
COUNTY STATE ZIP
METHOD OF PAYMENT-
- CASH OR MONEY ORDER
- CREDIT CARD
- BARTER (SELECT ONE OR TWO)
- BUTTER
- EGGS
- REALLY NERVOUS LIVESTOCK