Finally, Really Cheap Sex Education Videos
For People Who Know Nothing About Sex

Do you spend a lot of time in a darkened room communicating by computer with women you know would pay to have you beaten up if you ever approached them in person? Do you look like Bill Gates? Do you take The X-Files a little too seriously? Then have we got the video sex series for you! These are the perfect videos for people who have never seen another person naked, let alone had sex with one!

Video #1 is filmed in StickOVision TM, a patented process developed in our owm animation labs. First our animators draw crude stick figures on a pad of paper, one scene of action per sheet of paper. Then we film the pages as they are flipped rapidly in succession, giving the impression of movement. But, you may ask, are the sex scenes realistic? How the hell would you know! That's the beauty of it! You can't possibly be disappointed!

Video #2 brings your favorite action figures to life as they perform sexually explicit acts without the benefit of genitalia.

Video #3 offers the latest technology from the Fishheads Sex Lab in the battle against impotence. Woody from the hit movie Toy Story explains in detail our newest impotence aid - the pull-string penile implant. The implant comes complete with little cowboy hat and holster for some rootin'tootin'dress-up action when you finally get your own little woody!

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WARNING: This video collection is intended only for desperately lonely adults over the age of 21 who can be sexually aroused by watching toys do it.

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