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Mr. Clean is working diligently on this page, however, until he can get to it, most of the text is still in the OCR format he scanned it in. In other words... not pretty looking, but legible. He'll have it cleaned up in no time. :)
Indianapolis: It doesn't suck
Dump 101: A survey of dump methodology
Sex Education Videos: For the discriminating farmer
Presoak Dread & Existential Spin
Sex Education Videos: For people who know nothing about sex
Bad Advice, Inc.
Falling Nearly Down
Ask Dr. Kooky
Cooking While Semi-Conscious
I am sincerely so very, very fucking sorry...
Wake up and smell the bad day
The rocket's red glare; the bombs setting fire to your hair
Escape From Indianapolis
Bad baby names
All we need to know we learned at recess
You are cordially invited back to Hell
Sperm talk, with your hosts Grog and Og
Love means never having to say "
restraining order
"
Indianapolis: Our Handy Visitors' Guide
In Comparison...
The Hastleton Survival Guide